En bes\u00f8kende predikant fra USA st\u00e5r p\u00e5 talerstolen p\u00e5 scenen og en noe uerfaren og nerv\u00f8s tolk st\u00e5r ved siden av ham:
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\nP: My dear friends.
\nT: Mine dyre venner.
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\nP: Welcome to this honourable house.
\nT: Velkommen til dette horrible hus.
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\nP: It is a delight to see so many followers here tonight.
\nT: Det er leit \u00e5 se s\u00e5 mange fra Follo her i kveld
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\nP: I have come here tonight to give you a message.
\nT: Jeg er kommet hit i kveld for \u00e5 gi dere en massasje.
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\nP: A message that will make you feel warm and calm inside.
\nT: En massasje som vil f\u00e5 dere til \u00e5 f\u00f8le dere varme og kvalme inni dere.
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\nP: I want you to hold hands and feel his sweet love lift you up.
\nT: Jeg vil at dere skal holde hender og f\u00f8le svetten l\u00f8fte dere opp.
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\nP: Praise be, Praise be.
\nT: Frisbee. Frisbee.
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\nP: Tonight I want to tell you about a mans call to life.
\nT: I kveld vil jeg fortelle dere om en mann kalt Leif.
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\nP: He was born i a wooden stable.
\nT: Han var f\u00f8dt i en vedstabel.
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\nP: His father was a carpenter.
\nT: Hans far var en billakkerer.
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\nP: As a boy he liked to watch his mother in the kitchen.
\nT: Som gutt likte han \u00e5 vaske moren sin i kj\u00f8kkenet.
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\nP: He played ball with his friends by the little stream.
\nT: Han spilte fotball med vennene sine i Lillestr\u00f8m.
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\nP: Finally a man, he went out in the world to explore there.
\nT: Til slutt som mann, gikk han ut i verden for \u00e5 eksplodere.
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\nP: Who was this important man?
\nT: Hvem var denne impotente mannen?
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\nP: Who went in desert for 40 days?
\nT: Som ventet p\u00e5 dessert for 40 dager?
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\nP: Who gave us the sun and the moon, the burning wind and sent the rain to us?
\nT: Som ga oss solen og m\u00e5nen og brennevin og sendte regningen til oss?
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\nP: He helped the fishermen when they caught the fish.
\nT: Han hjalp fiskerne n\u00e5r de ble k\u00e5te av fisk.
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\nP: He loved everyone.
\nT: Han elsket med alle.
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\nP: And Moses followed him.
\nT: Og musene fulgte ham.
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\nP: Into the vallies.
\nT: Inn i Valdres.
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\nP: And we too must follow him.
\nT: Og vi to m\u00e5 f\u00f8lge ham.
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\nP: We must give other the message.
\nT: Vi m\u00e5 gi andre en massasje.
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\nP: But we must have money, cash to help us.
\nT: Men vi m\u00e5 ha Johnny Cash til \u00e5 hjelpe oss.
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\nP: I will send round this collection plate.
\nT: Jeg vil sende rundt min platekolleksjon.
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\nP: So please give us all your money that you can afford.
\nT: S\u00e5 vennligst gi oss alle deres penger til en ny Ford.
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\nP: And may God Bless You All.
\nT: Og m\u00e5 Gud bl\u00e5se i dere alle.<\/p>\n