{"id":76,"date":"2009-05-09T14:26:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-09T14:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.torilkremmervik.no\/blogg\/?p=76"},"modified":"2018-10-09T22:52:42","modified_gmt":"2018-10-09T20:52:42","slug":"misforstatte-sangtekster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torilkremmervik.no\/blogg\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"MISFORST\u00c5TTE SANGTEKSTER :)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"ctl00_main_introduction\" class=\"introduction\"><strong>Ikke alle sangtekster er like enkle \u00e5 forst\u00e5.<\/strong><\/div>\n<p><strong>Aerosmith: \u00abLove in an Elevator\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Love in an elevator&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Love with an Alligator&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vengaboys: \u00abGoing to Ibiza\u00bb<br \/>\n<\/strong>Rett: Oh, we\u00b4re going to Ibiza&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Oh, we\u00b4re going to eat pizza&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Europe: \u00abFinal countdown\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: It\u00b4s the final countdown<br \/>\nGalt: It\u00b4s the final downtown<\/p>\n<p><strong>Toni Braxton: \u00abUnbreak My Heart\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Uncry these tears I\u00b4ve cried a million times so many times&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Untie the skirt I\u00b4ve tied a million times&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Deep Purple: \u00abSmoke on the Water\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Slow walking Walter, the fire engine guy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Europe: \u00abThe Final Countdown\u00bb<br \/>\n<\/strong>Rett: We\u00b4re heading for Venus&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: We\u00b4re heading for peanuts&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael Jackson: \u00abThriller\u00bb<br \/>\n<\/strong>Rett: Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Now is the time for you and I to cut our throats together&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jethro Tull: \u00abAqualung\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: &#8230;spitting out pieces of his broken luck&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: &#8230;spitting out pieces of his throat and lungs&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jethro Tull: \u00abRocket Man\u00bb<br \/>\n<\/strong>Rett: I\u00b4m not the man they think I\u00b4m at home&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: I\u00b4m not the mad they think I\u00b4m at all&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam: \u00abLost in Emotion\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Lost in emotion&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Lost in the ocean&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Live: \u00abAll Over You\u00bb<br \/>\n<\/strong>Rett: Our love is like water pinned down and abused&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Our love is like water peeing down on the ground&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Live: \u00abAll Over You\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Our love is like water &#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Our love is like Walter &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ABBA: \u00abTake A Chance On Me\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Listen to some music, maybe just talkin&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Listen to some music, maybe do cocaine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Manfred Mann: \u00abDo Wah Diddy\u00bb<br \/>\n<\/strong>Rett: I\u00b4m hers , she\u00b4s mine&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: I\u00b4m hurt, she\u00b4s mad&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Marilyn Manson: \u00abThe Reflecting God\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: I went to God just to see&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: I wet a gorgeous disease&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Metallica: \u00abEnter Sandman\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Gripping your pillow tight&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Ripping your pillow\u00b4s eyes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Metallica: \u00abMaster of Puppets\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Obey your master&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: You boring bastard&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Musical Dreamgirls: \u00abMy Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean&#8230; my Bonnie lies over the sea&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: My body lies over the ocean&#8230;my body lies over the sea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Blues Brothers: \u00abSoul Man\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: I\u00b4m a Soul Man&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: I was SO MAD&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oasis: \u00abWonderwall\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: &#8230;and after all, you\u00b4re my wonderwall.<br \/>\nGalt: &#8230;and I feel raw. . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eagles: \u00abHotel California\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: She was Tiffany twisted&#8230;.<br \/>\nGalt: She was definitely twisted&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pink Floyd: \u00abThe Wall\u00bb<br \/>\n<\/strong>Rett: We don\u00b4t need no education\/ We don\u00b4t need no thought control.<br \/>\nGalt: We don\u00b4t need no medication \/ we don\u00b4t need no birth control.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mothers Finest: \u00abFlirting With Disaster\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Crusin\u00b4 down the road, Flirtin\u00b4 with disaster&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Crusin\u00b4 down the road, Fartin\u00b4 bits of plaster&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pulp: \u00abSorted for E\u00b4s and Wizz\u00bb<br \/>\n<\/strong>Rett: Tell me when the spaceship lands, \u00b4cause all this has just got to mean something.<br \/>\nGalt: Tell me when the spaceship lands \u00b4cause Elvis has just got to meet some fans.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jule-\/kirkesang: \u00abThe First Noel\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Born is the king of Israel&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Barney\u00b4s the king of Israel&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jule-\/kirkesang: \u00abHark the Herald Angels Sing\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: With angelic host proclaim&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Toast and jelly toast proclaim&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jule-\/kirkesang: \u00abLead on, oh King Eternal\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Lead on, oh King eternal&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Lead on, oh kinky turtle&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Queen: \u00abAnother One Bites The Dust\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Another one bites the dust.<br \/>\nGalt: Another one rides the bus.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Queen: \u00abPush It\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Ah, Push it!<br \/>\nGalt: Aw, Bullshit!<\/p>\n<p><strong>T.L.C.: \u00abWaterfalls\u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\nRett: Don\u00b4t go chasin\u00b4 waterfalls&#8230;<br \/>\nGalt: Don\u00b4t go, Jason Waterfalls&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"linkwithin_hook\" id=\"https:\/\/www.torilkremmervik.no\/blogg\/?p=76\"><\/div><script>\n<!-- \/\/LinkWithinCodeStart\nvar linkwithin_site_id = 1303645;\nvar linkwithin_div_class = \"linkwithin_hook\";\n\/\/LinkWithinCodeEnd -->\n<\/script>\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/widget.js\"><\/script>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/pixel.png\" alt=\"Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...\" style=\"border: 0\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ikke alle sangtekster er like enkle \u00e5 forst\u00e5. 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